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Doris Demotivational Poster

HEY - Why so serious?

TAGS: beetlejuice doris joker funny
Rating: 3.73/5

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TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 5:58 am
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 1:41 am
i'm constipated what do you expect
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 2:33 am
Okay sweet you made my pencil disappear, but seriously where is it?
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:37 pm
This motifake get 5 Beetle Juice and 5 Jokers. Well done. I'm still LMFAO...
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:12 pm
How do it feel to be in the hall of fame?
Sean - August 4, 2009, 5:05 pm
Looks like some kind of scam, though. I mean she is sexy, but what's all this "share your link" stuff? In the very least it's communism!
Airman - August 4, 2009, 3:49 pm
It's a site with pictures of a girl who just dumped a guy.. his revenge I guess..
CANADA - August 4, 2009, 3:41 pm
IDK but he hit all the top ranked
Agent K - August 4, 2009, 3:37 pm
is this ass clown going to post this link on every poster??
Weapon X - August 3, 2009, 2:45 pm
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 11:10 pm
LMAO! I love irony xD
motifake - July 7, 2009, 10:19 pm

Amsome... its amsome!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:13 pm
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:12 pm
I know squeilers! and you...are a squeiler!
Eggnik - May 30, 2009, 6:17 am
I knew I wasn't the only one who saw a resemblance.
Justin - April 24, 2009, 3:54 am
Get away from me ya freak
who now? - April 13, 2009, 3:20 am
quality of movies aside, does anyone realize how good of a photoshop job this is? IT'S FUCKING SEAMLESS
Porcelina - March 18, 2009, 6:16 pm
MWLF, you forgot to add- whilst on acid.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
First, watch the Dark Knight, and then watch Beetlejuice and pretend it's the sequel.
Dr. Rank - March 12, 2009, 9:48 pm
Beetlejuice was bullshit and so was the Dark Night. Dark Knight wasn't fucking scary at all.
CWIS - March 10, 2009, 6:35 pm
Mark - February 20, 2009, 3:00 pm
This Clobber button is Bullshit.
Fatty - February 20, 2009, 11:06 am
I think the site/poster rating reset with the new clobber/offensive buttons at the bottom.
Airman - February 20, 2009, 10:43 am
What is going on. This has been on the front page of top rated for months.. now it has NO votes? The whole first 2 pages disappeared
RONSART - February 12, 2009, 2:27 am
MWLF glad to see you back...you been gone for too long...lol.
Culos - January 18, 2009, 5:18 pm
So it works for you, let's test me once more
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm testing to see if the avatars work. Don't mind me.
Tony Danza - January 16, 2009, 8:42 pm
this poster is NOTHING against LASERS!!! AND TONY DANZA!
Me - January 16, 2009, 1:35 pm
Dude, this is so cool. Two awesome characters, one great line.
LogicDude - January 15, 2009, 6:52 am
No, no...thank YOU MWLF. If I remember, Beetlejuice IS more verbal while the Joker is more violent...kind of like deja vu. I did have to give up my Joker persona though since SOMEONE COPIED ME. Thanks Vanner...just thanks. Damn you.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:17 am
Congrats, LD! I, meanwhile, have to be Michael Keaton. Although, he was Batman at one point...dammit, that's another caption I could've used!
Porcelina - January 15, 2009, 12:09 am
I don't know why, but whenever I see this Beetlejuice reminds me of MWLF and the joker reminds me of logicdude O.o
what the hell - January 11, 2009, 11:30 pm
ive had this happen at least 10 times today, i click on a random motifake and i end up at this one. seriously wtf
murderblade - January 9, 2009, 4:53 pm
one dead acting career, and one dead actor. brilliant.
Haarakkon - January 9, 2009, 12:19 am
MWLF, you really have no need to defend yourself from the masses. As you point out, any Beetlejuice quote would probably be too obscure at this point.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:18 pm
--lend themselves to the picture. If you mean to imply that someone else made a "why so serious?" joke somewhere else, well then, duh.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:17 pm
Creative, welcome to motifake, where most of the 37,000 or so posters are just as you describe. I found the pic, and the title and caption seemed like the most obvious, but the funniest. I even rejected every funny Beetlejuice line because they didn't l
pro - January 8, 2009, 4:23 pm
Beetlejuice - Beetlejuice - BEETLEJUICE!!
Khatmonsuk - January 8, 2009, 4:10 pm
Hey, what movie is that guy to the left from?
Creative: - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm
im glad you know how to copy-paste from other sites
Vanner - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm
Good 'un
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 2:58 pm
A Masterpiece...I'm still laughing

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - I'm sorry, I STILL can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am

TAGS: james kirk star trek parody abrams movie doris
Rating: 2.76/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 11:12 am
If you're going to retcon, retcon well.
LogicDude - October 28, 2008, 8:57 am
Meh. I think it makes the old Star Trek bridge look out of place. Like the Enterprise (seen here) was in a wreck so they had to fly around in a hoopdie later on.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 3:18 am
I like it. It looks like the old trek made slightly more plausible.
2Hotty - October 28, 2008, 1:04 am
what have they done to the bridge?!?!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 3:51 am
Yeah, that's actor Chris Pine, the new Kirk. Movie comes out next May. Zachary Quinto (Sylar on Heroes) plays Spock. I'm psyched, though cautiously so.
Jungie - October 23, 2008, 1:33 am
It's from JJ Abrams' prequel movie.
pro - October 22, 2008, 5:44 pm
Looks like it could be from "Star Wreck" (http://www.starwreck.com/).
Johnny - October 22, 2008, 5:17 pm
Was this a joke or are they really bringing back Star Trek?

NICE HALLOWEEN COSTUME - What are you supposed to be, a volkswagen?

STONER CLAUS - Wishes you a Merry Christmas!

THE REPUBLICAN PLAN - A four phase plan for domination of the country

TAGS: quayle bush palin doris chimpanzee funny
Rating: 2.42/5

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GoForthAndDie - October 24, 2008, 7:54 pm
Shame Phase 4 isn't running this year, he'd get my vote.
Monkey - October 24, 2008, 5:17 pm
Phase Four definitely looks like a liberal.

I LOVE THIS SONG! - What is love, Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Oh, baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more

TAGS: doris skeletor rave what is love honey please
Rating: 3.29/5

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Amy - October 10, 2008, 5:03 pm
omg skeletor RULES! love this poster! rofl
Charles - October 3, 2008, 5:51 pm
MWLF, another clever poster! The logo for GIMP is all wrong, it's so obvious though.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 1, 2008, 11:39 am
From what I know, GIMP won't do everything that photoshop does, but certainly has enough power to do almost everything ps does, and certainly more than you need to make these posters.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:55 pm
Now THAT'S old school, yo.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:53 pm
-- here. I also cheat sometimes and use plain old moths. :)
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm
Does it work the same/have the same benefits of photoshop?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm
Or you can do what I do, which is to arrange tiny bits of butterfly wing on my back lawn until I have the desired image, then I take a digital photo and upload it. It took about a thousand monarch butterflies to get the orangish color in the background he
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm
DAMMIT - meant photoshop like... not photoship - hahaha
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm
Porcelina.... download the free GIMP photoship like tool. Its free.... only takes a little getting used to.
RON - September 30, 2008, 1:17 pm
if made into poster...I,ll buy one...so much genius in poster...background..picking the right song...WOW...hard to believe, u getting better and better.
Drenix - September 30, 2008, 1:03 pm
Cant help but to think about "A night at Silent Hill" on Youtube...
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:57 pm
.....To most last names where it's automatically spelt wrong and you need to add it.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:56 pm
Damn I wish I had photoshop on this computer. As soon as I go to school I'm making a gay Chuck Norris poster. Anyone notice that on spell check Chuck and Norris is automatically in there, as opposed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 11:43 am
OMG, what a great idea for a poster!
RnR - September 30, 2008, 7:03 am
while funny, it is the onset of a dangerous thing.. i mean.. sooner or later someone is going to post a "Gay Chuck Norris" and then we'll all die
Agamemnon218 - September 29, 2008, 8:13 pm
Skeletor transcends all gender roles traditional and otherwise.
RON - September 29, 2008, 7:31 pm
5,s...5,s...5,s forever...lol
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 7:20 pm
Looks like Gay Skeletor is the new thing around here.

IT WAS A CLOSE CALL - but after a lot of work, Kenji showed up at the prom. 'Miss Rubota' performed perfectly, and even refused to put out at the end of the night.

TAGS: doris japanese robot prom funny humor humour
Rating: 3.09/5

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K - December 5, 2008, 3:31 pm
Good god, how long had Japan been into robots?
Shtoink - November 10, 2008, 2:23 am
Hydralisk* silly work comps are over used
Shtoink - November 10, 2008, 2:22 am
oh that Kenji! hes a sly one! passing his sister off as a girl nobody knows! he should have brought his Hydralis cousin from Korea

EPIPHANIES - Those fleeting moments when your stupidity steps aside for your brilliance.

TAGS: doris superman clark kent fortress solitude funny
Rating: 2.56/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 8:57 am
Superman could eat him and the whole weapon x program and shit out an adamantium memorial to the whole thing.
shtoink - October 2, 2008, 6:36 am
i forgot he was in mrvel and SM was dc... but same theory applies to the marvel universe... since one of his powers is breaking the 4th wall.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:46 am
Deadpool is from a different universe (Marvel) but even if he did, it's a bit hard to see a threat there. Would you ever tell on anyone who could make your head fly into space with the flick of a finger?
shtoink - October 2, 2008, 3:27 am
i wonder if deadpool knows all these guys' scret identities...

DIRTY SANTA - Naughty or nice? Well,to tell you the truth,in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

TAGS: dirty harry santa claus sleigh christmas xmas doris
Rating: 2.61/5

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RON - December 3, 2008, 3:08 am
thank you Sir...quite a sample of your talent I must say...
RON - December 3, 2008, 2:48 am
com on Mr. MWLF...post your Xmas pics on forum...want to see all together...you have the time...you,re up late tonight with a warm cup of chocolate with peace and quite to do....lol
Cubbybear - December 2, 2008, 10:41 am
Made my day

MERRY CHRISTMAS - "Someone *was* in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction." "Look, sir: Reindeer."

TAGS: star wars christmas xmas doris stormtrooper
Rating: 3.15/5

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Ag218 - December 2, 2008, 8:12 am
Reindeer walk single file to hide their numbers...
pro - December 1, 2008, 7:41 pm
These are not the reindeer you're looking for!
shadowsunn - December 1, 2008, 7:02 pm
i love this, good one MWLF 5 poodles

IN JAPAN - It's not enough to be an atheist. You have to involve robots, too.

TAGS: japanese robot god jesus doris
Rating: 3.26/5

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TigerKid - March 31, 2009, 10:59 pm
Weird-adjective 1. involving or suggesting the supernatural; unearthly or uncanny 2. fantastic; bizarre 3. See Japan

AT LAST! - C'mon everyone! My Goat Tree is ripe!

TAGS: goat tree humor doris
Rating: 2.85/5

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rerun - December 27, 2009, 7:18 pm

could have been a goatse caption here as well...
FelixA9 - December 27, 2009, 12:07 pm
Like the original quote better. "Damn, did you see the size of that spider?"

MANGA - Slowly convincing me that I don't really need to spend my vacation in Japan

TAGS: japan boy toilet rabbit doris
Rating: 2.68/5

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Alphador - January 25, 2011, 9:41 am
dude, that Chinese *slaps forehead*
Culos - January 8, 2009, 1:13 pm
When you see it.....you'll shit rabbits!

AIR GODZILA - You know you want it.

TAGS: godzilla basketball doris funny comics
Rating: 2.83/5

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Bob Chin - January 5, 2009, 3:16 pm
Amsome pic, spelling Godzilla wrong in the caption, unforgiveable. Two and a half tail slaps MWLF!!!

DON'T BE INTIMIDATED - but I work with computers!

TAGS: doris funny computers
Rating: 2.5/5

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Ag218 - February 17, 2009, 10:24 pm
WTF!? He's got my credit report on the screen behind him!

SAY HELLO - to my little friend!

SHE LIKED TO FLIRT - He just appreciated someone else breaking the ice for once.

TAGS: girl penguin doris mwlf flirt
Rating: 3.18/5

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GreyScorpion - May 31, 2010, 11:15 pm
this, is what motifakin' is all about 5L
Bob Chin - January 13, 2009, 9:27 am
At least he didn't get the (sigh) cold shoulder

MMMMMMM - ...Pi!

TAGS: pi pie doris humor funny food
Rating: 2.97/5

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sweetchroi - September 16, 2009, 5:14 pm
k so the first (five) "5" is backwards. 3.14159265358979323
WhiteRaven - February 4, 2009, 5:56 am
Now divide it by zero....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 3:57 am
Once upon a time, they were.
Shtoink - October 22, 2008, 2:25 am
i liked it. then i saw the crust and lol'd... i lol'd hard! and woody allen movies are supposed to be funny?!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 1:44 am
It's not meant to be a fucking Woody Allen movie, or Young Frankenstein. It's a quick laugh. I knew that when I made it. Some posters are like that. Still beats tunnels, gay tests, and the mindfucks and shitbrickers.
Roamer - October 21, 2008, 8:12 pm
I know; we're making it funnier (or trying at least) by comments... like the Hypnotoad.
guys? - October 21, 2008, 4:37 pm
this is not that funny
Sean - October 20, 2008, 5:48 pm
Spoiler Alert: da jock.
Roamer - October 20, 2008, 5:44 pm
... and confusion. Who is this madman? The high school jock?; the sexually promiscuous cheerleader?; the Asian kid?; or the Calculus professor?
Roamer - October 20, 2008, 5:42 pm
Coming this Halloween, Pi x r: to the dead power. The story of a sociopath/serial killer who terrorizes a small stereotypical 1950's type suburbia by defacing all the pies with his twisted mark; causing panic...
Ag218 - October 19, 2008, 9:30 pm
Pi. Just like my Gamma used to make!
RON - October 19, 2008, 8:48 pm
Grrreat!...makes me hungry and want a piece that 3.14”...lol...great job!
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 11:13 am
I'm going to make one of these now.. and obtain extra credit!!!
Johnny - October 19, 2008, 10:59 am
Wow... you know you're a techy when you LOL at something like this. And I love pie too.

BRET MICHAELS - is an over-the-hill untalented crass horny douchebag who utterly sickens me.

TAGS: bret michaels old untalented horny douche doris
Rating: 2.81/5

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Nittin - May 20, 2009, 12:58 am
what the hell kind of name is 'Bret'?
HtD - March 28, 2009, 3:56 am
You're one of the idiots that would go on the show to get a disease from this asshole.
mee - March 28, 2009, 2:58 am
man bret michaels is sexy and he is awesome although alot older than me i still love the music!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 22, 2009, 12:27 am
Talk dirty to me! Seriously, one okay song ( if I have my kitsch meter turned to 11 ) doesn't make up for a half assed career as a reality show c-level celebrity horndog with absolutely zero class.
Cubbybear - January 21, 2009, 11:11 am
I know what you mean...Poison was not a great band

RESEARCH - Why waste brainpower on science when you can just pray the bad things away?

PLEASE JOIN ME - This is a delightful table, we'll have some wine and... OH MY GOD, WE'RE IN A HUGE SKULL!!

TAGS: skull optical illusion doris wine table funny
Rating: 2.86/5

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wolfie - April 20, 2009, 6:02 pm
now there's an interesting analogy on love
Khatmonsuk - February 14, 2009, 4:47 am
Hahahahaha x).

LITTLE HADRON COLLIDER - If you use it right, she won't miss the Large Hadron Collider!

EDUCATION - It's all relative.

SO DO I - And you can't have any of my scotch until you clean your room!

HOW DO I DO IT? - I use Fire!

TAGS: fire doris clean humor
Rating: 2.2/5

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50 Cent - September 27, 2008, 10:36 am
I make my bitch do it.
Agamemnon218 - September 26, 2008, 11:26 pm
I was going to say "gumption" and "sticktoitedness" but fire is also an acceptable varient.

IPOD 1.0 - Not that great. It only had one song.

LEAVE BOOZE FOR SANTA - He's making a list, checking it twice. The drunker he gets, the more you look nice!

TAGS: santa claus scotch booze doris alcohol christmas xmas
Rating: 3.09/5

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Agamemnon218 - December 18, 2008, 12:04 am
Okay, THIS has got to be in my top 5 Favorite All Time MWLF Posters!
Culos - December 3, 2008, 8:57 am
Santa could be my new handle, I kind of recognize myself in this picture (not that I'm that good looking of course).

STYLE - Some people just have it

TAGS: darth vader car style doris mwlf
Rating: 2.97/5

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W - March 6, 2009, 7:20 pm
Ariel Atom. I take back some of the bad things I've said about you, MWLF.
walkerofskies - February 19, 2009, 4:04 pm
Today has become epic win day for me. I am doing my first run of Sweeney Todd. I discovered the famous line from 'they live' and the cinematic works of Russ Meyers.
TigerKid - February 9, 2009, 8:44 pm
Epic on wheels

PALIN! - Beware the vengeance of the stealth moose!

TAGS: doris moose sarah palin funny animal
Rating: 2.71/5

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Sean - April 4, 2011, 4:13 pm
And stop going around tasting other people's spittle. It's unbecoming.
Sean - April 4, 2011, 4:12 pm
C'mon Hmmm, take the hate to Politifake. That's what it's there for.
Hmmm - April 4, 2011, 2:46 am
You're just going to cause a bunch of irrational liberals to turn red and choke to death on their own c*ck-flavored spittle with this sort of thing. Maybe that was the point.

SPITTING IN SOUP - Does this turn anyone else on?

TAGS: doris soup spit parody motifake women
Rating: 2.24/5

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*** - January 21, 2009, 2:30 pm
Spitting in soup: Because cum swapping shouldn't interrupt lunch time.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 14, 2008, 11:01 pm
I should point out that this was a parody of electric chair guy's posters...just in case.
Smile - November 14, 2008, 10:29 pm
God help me......Yes...Yes it does.

UH OH - Guys, this one might be difficult!

I FIND - your lack of fries disturbing.

TAGS: darth vader ronald mcdonald doris wit liberation
Rating: 2.81/5

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Woody - July 22, 2009, 11:17 pm
I find your lack of size disurbing too Darth.
Cubbybear - March 22, 2009, 1:06 am
Darth's been hitting the burgers

BARACK OBAMA - The first Vulcan-American President of The United States of America

TAGS: barack obama star trek spock vulcan doris mwlf wit
Rating: 2.58/5

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Zed - October 11, 2009, 5:58 pm
For a couple of seasons they did have a black doctor who specialized in Vulcan medicine, Dr. M'benga. Would've been better to shoop a pic from his episodes, like "Spock's Brain" or something.
bill - October 11, 2009, 2:58 pm
people need to work on they're photoshop skillz
Toussaint - June 29, 2009, 1:10 am
Comrade BHO would have on a red shirt.
Claire. - June 29, 2009, 12:21 am
I agree with Cubbybear.
Scorpio7 - January 14, 2009, 6:57 am
I concur
Cubbybear - January 13, 2009, 10:01 pm
That name sounds more Klingon to me

STAR WARS BASEBALL - I have a bad feeling about this.

NEW YEAR'S EVE - One last glass, one last toast, one last embarrassing drunken boast!

LOOK AT ME - I gots army guys now!

TAGS: mccain palin white house funny doris
Rating: 2.37/5

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Sparky - March 7, 2009, 8:08 pm
"I get to be the one to shoot down jets now!"
Suh-weet - November 23, 2008, 9:21 pm

YOUR PRESCRIPTION - Take One for inflammation, itching, burning, seething, ants in pants, craniorectal insertion, heebie jeebies, and hyperventilation

TAGS: medicine chill pill flame war doris funny prescription
Rating: 2.19/5

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Grammar Nazi - April 25, 2009, 9:18 pm
Okay, so wtf are we supposed to take if we shit too many bricks?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 8:45 am
You got the name, and you were close on the date; it was the day LSD was first synthesized by Dr Albert Hoffman. 25 points!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 2:45 am
13 points for LogicDude, plus 7 bonus points for a great all-text Herman Munster impression!
Herman LogicDude - November 23, 2008, 1:59 am
*jumps in his giant shoes* Darn Darn Darn Darn Darn *breaks through floor* Darn Darn Darn Darn!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 1:53 am
Full disclosure: I have felt the need to take one of these recently. ( also, there are easter eggs in this one)

FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL NASTY NICK - He'll tell you all about his toys, his big bag, and his 'North Pole'.

TAGS: santa claus telephone doris phone sex
Rating: 2.8/5

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Porcelina - December 25, 2009, 10:46 pm
aw shucks, thanks AG and rerun. I'm going to try and be on more often. This site is much more pleasant now that politifakes are gone.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:44 pm
I don't think it would've worked well for shelter... he'd cut a couple holes in it already.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 9:31 pm

that is harsh man, you do know that hobo's rely on cardboard this time of year for shelter....just where is your Christmas Spirit?
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:28 pm
And it was his life-size aeon flux cardboard cutout that I stole... not a teddybear.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:22 pm
It seemed to be a fly-by a-hole timmy comment. Someone just trying to be a prick, and move on. Wasn't personal, wasn't any apparent attempt at funny... unless "nasty nick" was this loser's nickname. In which case, we've banned a future used car salesman,
rerun - December 25, 2009, 9:20 pm

you would have thought we stole his teddy bear
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:13 pm
A good timmy is fun to lead around and beat up. This was just a moron kid. Or, another incarnation of xopster.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 9:08 pm

agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:06 pm
It was stupid AND attack-ish. Amateur at best. Those types tend to get under my skin faster.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 9:03 pm

I am not sure even why sissymary comment pissed me off so much.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:59 pm
sissymary was the hate-crime offender!
rerun - December 25, 2009, 8:57 pm

Sure, blame the Jewish guy on Christmas.....I see how it's gonna be here
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:55 pm
I blame it on rerun's reaction.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:55 pm
Always the hap-happiest season of all!
thatonechick - December 25, 2009, 8:55 pm
Why d'ya think this poster is attracting so much hate...? :( LoL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:54 pm
And Random.....quit lurking....you're creeping me out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:53 pm
Fuck love.....Fuck Christmas.......I hate you all.......lol.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 8:51 pm

feel the love out there tonight
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:50 pm
I sent you a message.......You filthy beaner.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:49 pm
Guilty as charged.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:48 pm
I always suspect something is up.....you dirty Mexican.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:46 pm
If I was inconsistent, you'd suspect something was up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:44 pm
It just hasn't gone well....thanks for laughing at my pain Aggy.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:39 pm
chick... you were far more patient then I would've been... although, I might've toyed with the prey for awhile, were it directed at me.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 8:39 pm

what happened Mooooo+, CM and Nasty Nick get to you?
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:39 pm
[email protected]
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:31 pm
Worst Christmas EVER!.....I'm gonna cry now.
thatonechick - December 25, 2009, 8:13 pm
I don't particularly care about thunder. ;) C untrarymary just got on my nerves.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:04 pm
Not trying to steal your thunder, chick... sorry.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:04 pm
No help needed... I decided that contmary was a male, and disposed of his xmas spirit.
thatonechick - December 25, 2009, 8:02 pm
Er, mary, not Porcelina. :P
thatonechick - December 25, 2009, 8:01 pm
I was trying to help her, too. :( Bummer, babe.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:49 pm
Tough shoes to fill for anyone... and far too pretty.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 7:48 pm

I wish Porcelina was around more often...I miss what she brings to the table.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:47 pm
Porcelina has always been about the kind treatment of noobs and timmys.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 7:44 pm

harassing anybody on Christmas day should be a crime. Porcelina made me issue an apology, I hope CM knows just how sincere I am....really.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:39 pm
Plenty more where that came from... I always keep a spare few in reserve... just for timmys. Besides... harassing YOU on Christmas Day? Unacceptable.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 7:38 pm

what a waste of good mistletoe
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:37 pm
And on that note, sissymary... I've placed a mistletoe over motifake and your a$$... kiss them both goodbye!!!
rerun - December 25, 2009, 7:23 pm

Porcelina - as usual you re correct. CM, please accepy my heartg=felt, sincere apoligies for my harsh comment about your being a complete idiot who has no sense of humor and would probably have been better off on the cartoon network
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:12 pm
Not a smart opening line, contrarymary. If you're not here for humor, might I suggest politifake.org?
Porcelina - December 25, 2009, 7:08 pm
rerun, you better take him seriously, he incorporated THREE exclamation point, and a "~" (whatever that is)
rerun - December 25, 2009, 11:42 am

wow CM, so sorry somebody here "stole" this widly available image from the internet. I am sure that now this has been brought to our attention, Motifake will cease to exist...your X-Mas present to the world.....Oh, get a life.
contrarymary - December 25, 2009, 11:32 am
Please remove my picture that you stole from me!!!~ JACKASS!!!!
Porcelina - December 1, 2008, 2:25 pm
lmao. This would have been great with just ''For a good time, call nasty nick'' ahahahaa
Cubbybear - December 1, 2008, 10:42 am
Zat you, Santa Claus?
Suh-weet - December 1, 2008, 10:05 am
ROFL! Well done, Sir. Well done. 5 lions =]

PRICK - ly cactus

CHRISTMAS IN JAPAN - You knew it would be either this or robots.

LOLCAT PAPARAZZI - I can haz a little privacy?

TAGS: lolcat paparazzi spoof doris mwlf is handsome
Rating: 3/5

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BoneCD - June 9, 2009, 3:14 pm
This was screaming Cat Fancy Mag...
Sean - June 9, 2009, 3:05 pm
Probably the only time it was ever cool to talk/write LOLCAT. Great poster.

GLORY DAYS - Oh how the mighty have fallen!

TAGS: doris skeletor costume humor
Rating: 2.88/5

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Sean - October 1, 2008, 11:09 pm
As long as he still has his fashion sense .... Dude put the "ow" in "Meow", after all. (Paging MR. RONSTART.)
RON - October 1, 2008, 12:47 pm

AMERICA! - It's like Highlander, only with continents!

TAGS: doris america fodder highlander
Rating: 2.87/5

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Drenix - October 19, 2008, 12:20 pm
Yeah, I kinda saw that coming...

POINT YOUR FINGER - To the side of your head. Now move it in a circle.

TAGS: bible flying saucers ufo religion doris funny
Rating: 2.86/5

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Hector - April 2, 2009, 9:14 am
Now that's funny. Not as funny as the idea that the bronze age god of battles from Jewish Mythology cares what you smoke.
RON - October 13, 2008, 2:53 am
lol...know its says shit like that in there...some guy taken up in the sky by an ufo...etc...think even Jesus went for a ride after being taken down from cross...very good in your statement...wow

DRY CLEANING - It has its passionate devotees and its bitter enemies.

THE NICOTINE PATCH - I only eat about thirty a day now.

TAGS: smoking nicotine patch doris mwlf eating
Rating: 2.63/5

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Mr. Nemo - September 12, 2009, 11:58 am
Eat them? DAMNIT! no wonder I can't keep the damn things lit.

AWWWWW - It's an old-fashioned Ninja Christmas!

TAGS: ninja christmas hidden doris
Rating: 2.61/5

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Sean - December 2, 2008, 5:08 pm
Kinda hate the ninja stuff, but this is really funny.
LogicDude - December 1, 2008, 10:16 pm
I love it when the Ninjas get all Christmassy and traditional!

LEGO SARAH PALIN - Part of the new Lego Political Playset Now 10% smarter than the actual candidate!

TAGS: doris sarah pailn politics legos
Rating: 2.5/5

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wierdo - October 22, 2008, 10:16 pm
oddly, she's still attractive.

MR. BLACK OR MR. WHITE - MR. PINK: Why can't we pick out our own colors? JOE: I tried that once, it don't work. You get four guys fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black.

TAGS: reservoir dogs barack obama mr white doris
Rating: 2.33/5

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Fatty - February 13, 2009, 1:16 pm
Well why do I have to be Mr. Pink - Because you're a pussy!

HAIL THE NEW COOKIE MONSTER - She won the title honorably by defeating the former cookie monster in armed combat.

TAGS: cookie monster cosplay doris humor funny
Rating: 3.48/5

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Todd McMillin - September 6, 2010, 2:59 am
@ Bartimaeus- Actually she's at DragonCon 08 in Atlanta which is a Sci-Fi Convention.
VayneKnot - March 11, 2010, 8:26 pm
Id Fuck It, But Only If She Leaves Cookie Monsters Feet On
Bartimaeus - November 15, 2009, 7:50 pm
5/5 That's ballsy. She's not even at a sci-fi convention, lol. That old lady is eyin' her...
Arnaldo - November 15, 2009, 4:36 pm
She looks a little like emma watson
Cookie - September 23, 2009, 2:13 am
Maybe cookies won't just be a "sometimes" treat.
BoneCD - July 14, 2009, 6:04 pm
Good, cause I was going to suggest we do her with your dick
Woody - July 14, 2009, 6:03 pm
I did her.
Mr_Jones - June 15, 2009, 10:47 am
i call 1st dibs
xXUlTiMaTe-SiNXx - January 23, 2009, 11:25 am
thats one sexy cookie monster!

FAST FOOD - isn't all it's cracked up to be.

TAGS: turtle burger mwlf doris
Rating: 3.28/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 10, 2012, 5:18 pm
Seems like it's also got a place on 'Photochopped'

JEALOUSY - Even little golden lions get green with envy.

TAGS: doris lions motifake cartoon skeletor funny
Rating: 2.94/5

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Charles - October 3, 2008, 11:53 pm
Classic Jonny Quest rocked.

WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE - A world of enforced illiteracy, constant surveillance and automated pet torture

NOR COOKIES - I think if he had added that, we'd all be a lot more free.

TAGS: ben franklin cookies liberty safety humor doris
Rating: 2.9/5

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Bob Chin - July 2, 2009, 1:33 pm
Nor Beer!

BAILOUT!? - You rotten sons of bitches! That was my retirement fund!!!

TAGS: doris bailout politics banking money funny humor
Rating: 2.88/5

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RON - October 13, 2008, 7:32 pm
simple but effective...agree...5’s all around.
shadowsunn - October 13, 2008, 7:24 pm
that is perfect :) you nailed it 5 from me. thats the stuff that makes this site great

TUNNELS - Now everyone's doing them!

TAGS: tunnels doris humor
Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - February 26, 2009, 11:25 pm
Aaaaaaaaalmost 1-L'd this one.... glad I took a closer look! I know, who cares?
Narutarded - September 29, 2008, 1:14 am
You forgot the "Made in China" logo.

LOVE - is a many splendored thing.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS - from Lenny, Carl, Dave, Melvin, and Sol

TAGS: motifake lions christmas hannukah holiday doris
Rating: 2.75/5

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rerun - July 30, 2011, 1:46 pm

FYI - The lions have names. Most of you probably didn't know that.
Zakar - December 18, 2008, 4:43 pm
Everyone still loves Melvin though
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 18, 2008, 7:53 am
Sol is Jewish. The order changes according to whatever lame joke I'm doing and who needs to be where. If there's only one Lion lit up, though, it's Melvin. Silly little no-standards Melvin.
Zakar - December 17, 2008, 10:52 pm
I'm confused, I looked back and the 5th one in the other Motifakes is Carl, so is Carl the Jewish one?
Charles - December 14, 2008, 9:12 pm
Below comments are not by me. :p Using the lions/poodles/poodlions in posters is the best in-joke so far! Happy Holidays Everyone!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 12:18 am
Below comment is not by me. sigh. The history of the names is that I named one of them Carl for a joke ( Carl D Lion ), Sean named 3 more, inexplicably leaving one out, whom I then called Melvin. Some things just are.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 6, 2008, 4:49 pm
No, scorpio is right; sol is sun in spanish. But, from the countless jewish names in existance, he had to pick 'Sol'? Why not Herschel or Schmoikel or Yerucham or Pinkus or Optimus Prime?
Overlord Douchebag - December 5, 2008, 9:32 am
Shut up, I'm always correct.
Scorpio7 - December 5, 2008, 8:37 am
"Sol" is not always a Jewish name. It is a Spanish word meaning "Sun." Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billie_Sol_Estes
Lloyd - December 4, 2008, 8:09 pm
You should start making comics of these guys and put them in the forum.
LogicDude - December 4, 2008, 7:41 pm
And NOW I've spotted my egregious spelling error..."How could they NOT know..." I'm rusty from a few days away...
Overlord Douchebag - December 4, 2008, 7:23 pm
..Sol is a Jewish name. Pronounced 'Saul'.
LogicDude - December 4, 2008, 6:27 pm
How could they no know he's Jewish? Hello? A circumcised Lion!? They ARE ass-to-nose after all...
Cubbybear - December 4, 2008, 10:51 am
LOL! Never fails to please

FOR STARTERS - I'm going to steal that piece of luggage, then I think some chips and dip are in order.

TAGS: lsd drugs humor doris
Rating: 2.68/5

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Charles - October 27, 2008, 8:46 pm
Brilliant! I was thinking the same thing when I read the suitcase.
Overlord Douchebag - October 27, 2008, 1:09 pm
He still owes me a new keyboard. Dick.
LogicDude - October 27, 2008, 12:54 pm
I think this would fall into the realm of "unaffordable" drugs you mentioned in the forum!

PUPPY CHOW - What they don't know, won't hurt 'em!

TAGS: puppy chow child boy ad humor doris
Rating: 2.67/5

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Sean - October 14, 2008, 10:41 pm
Poor Bobby (*sniff*). He'll grow up to be poor and vote Republican ....
Cubbybear - October 14, 2008, 3:04 pm
Mom must be a "DOG"
aPauling - September 26, 2008, 11:42 am
Nice comment, Agamemnon218.
Agamemnon218 - September 25, 2008, 6:48 pm
Human food is for winners, Bobby.
RONSART - September 25, 2008, 4:01 pm
loling all day

WHOAH - You've thought about this way too much

TAGS: superman supergirl doris comics funny cousins
Rating: 2.6/5

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Zed - November 17, 2008, 7:38 pm
AG218, actually, since Argo City has recently been unshrunk (Action #870,) they CAN have that conversation at Thanksgiving!
GoForthAndDie - November 17, 2008, 7:36 pm
Apparently they weren't from South Krypton.
Zed - November 17, 2008, 7:36 pm
Charles, that was from an old Silver Age issue of Action Comics, when they didn't HAVE storylines, just single-issue stories.
Ag218 - October 3, 2008, 11:46 am
"And Thanksgiving at your mom's is a pretty awkward ordeal as it is!"
Charles - October 1, 2008, 7:06 pm
Wow, what storyline was THAT from??

RED KRYPTONITE - He said later it was because of red kryptonite, that lying misogynist bastard

TAGS: superman comics feminism womens lib humor doris kryptonite
Rating: 2.47/5

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Ag218 - December 27, 2008, 4:12 am
What was the word he used? "Uppity?"

THEY'RE ENDANGERRIFFIC! - Out now, our special limited edition flavor: Extinctberry Wild Animal Crunch!

TAGS: doris extinct animal cereal endangered funny
Rating: 2.44/5

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SeanieG123 - October 14, 2008, 2:31 am
also comes in panda, polar bear, and meerkat!

SUPERMAN - The world's most amazing cross dresser

WORST PERSON - in the world

TAGS: bill oreilly book cover parody humor doris
Rating: 2.26/5

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L Man - July 24, 2009, 12:29 am
Everyone loves or hates him. There is no middle ground. Tried his book to shut up his haters, but they're right. Everything's wrong with the world with him.
HtD - December 16, 2008, 9:36 pm
What an awful human being.
... - September 23, 2008, 11:38 pm
there should be a contest of anti-o’reilly contest...the butthead needs to be taken down a few pegs....Bill really sucks...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 23, 2008, 11:04 pm
I'm not the one named 'Fail'.
Fail - September 23, 2008, 6:40 pm
Lack of wit
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 23, 2008, 5:29 pm
I'm Doris, and I'm a man. Billo really annoys me, and the prospect of his making another ton of cash off another shitty book really annoys me, too.
Naw - September 23, 2008, 5:15 pm
It's Doris before the sex change
Sean - September 23, 2008, 3:07 pm
Naw, it's Bill.
Naw - September 23, 2008, 3:04 pm
That'd be you

THUY TRANG, YELLOW RANGER - R.I.P. December 14, 1973 - September 3, 2001 Her Legacy Will Live Forever

TAGS: yellow ranger thuy trang doris wit liberation logicdude
Rating: 2.2/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 19, 2009, 2:57 pm
Fine, wtfman, YOU find a better picture of Thuy Trang somewhere on the internet!! I tried, and this is the best available! As for the yellow ranger pic, it was the best straightforward pose of her alone I could get. Oh, and words are usually spelled!
wtfman - January 18, 2009, 10:13 pm
who gives a 2 shits where it came from in the first place? its shit to start with ahte compression is hirrible.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 2, 2009, 9:52 pm
We must also give due credit to Quinten Cornelius' original ranger poster that brought this about: http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=38019
LogicDude - January 2, 2009, 9:41 pm
Shhhhhh!!! Don't mention silver platters! That's how she used to serve EGD his Gen Tso Chicken...he'll get upset again! And you know how he gets...we'll be down to 6 continents before he stops!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 2, 2009, 9:37 pm
LogicDude, you practically handed me this poster idea on a silver platter! How could I NOT honor a fallen ranger??
Charles - January 2, 2009, 7:01 pm
The time for *that* passed years ago!
Elder God Douchebag - January 2, 2009, 3:10 pm
She always knew how to make my General Tso's Chicken..Can you guys leave the room for a second? I need a moment.
Arrogant Knight - January 2, 2009, 3:04 pm
LogicDude - January 2, 2009, 2:46 pm
Damn you MWLF!!! Damn YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R.I.P. BEAUTIFUL LADY - Doris Eaton Travis (March 14, 1904 – May 11, 2010) She was the last surviving Ziegfeld girl.

POETRY - "Poetry is life distilled." --Gwendolyn Brooks

TAGS: doris poetry comics funny
Rating: 2.97/5

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Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 12:55 pm
Yeah,the Discovery Channel. "You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals..."
Ag218 - October 2, 2008, 9:45 pm
"I posed for that because Cubby said he'd get me into the movies!"

WE RAN OUT OF BRICKS - This will have to do.

TAGS: chinese restaurant bricks shit mindfuck doris
Rating: 2.93/5

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Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 11:58 am
This is amsome!
Vlad the Impaler - November 9, 2008, 3:31 pm
No, Energy, YOU suck, you chickenshit troll.
Culos - November 3, 2008, 8:41 am
Not even een photoshop but simple web generated sign. Have seen funnier....
energy - November 3, 2008, 8:36 am
the poster sucks, but i give you points for the decent photoshop

THEN HE SANG - The most beautiful aria I've ever heard!

TAGS: doris nixon aria opera chair funny
Rating: 2.82/5

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Briton of Rose - October 14, 2008, 2:19 am
Hey, who 'shopped out the noose?

MELVIN! - Get back to the voting lions pen!

PAUL NEWMAN: 1925 - 2008 - Actor, humanitarian, and a damned handsome man

TAGS: paul newman doris tribute
Rating: 2.76/5

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Derek - August 12, 2009, 10:55 pm
Also made very good salad dressing. It's true!
Tofurkenducken - April 12, 2009, 12:38 pm
A good man, a committed husband and father, an actor par excellance. He will be greatly missed.

LOOK DARLING! - It's as lifeless and plastic as you are!

HEY BOYS! - Madonna is getting divorced! Start lining up now!

HELLO, HELLO? - Is this thing on?

GET - The Schytts!

FUTURISTS - They never get things quite right.